Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."