Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Stop, orphan joke!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.