What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry. We don't serve food here"
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
hahaha
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Princess lets talk!
a cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
what did the orphan say when his mum asked "what do you want for dinner?" he replied " "
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha
what do u give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
