Worst Jokes Ever
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
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"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."