Worst Jokes Ever
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Kaas.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Jelianis' forehead😈
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
to (DYM 128)
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.