Worst Jokes Ever

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

Do you know 6+3?

Other person: Nine.

Nein is no in German.

Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

Henry is in Uranus.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because he put the wrong sock was put on.

Hehe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Person: Why? You: No.