Worst Jokes Ever
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
I fucked a wall.
Uff.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Lol, I have no life :)
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
EHO?