Worst Jokes Ever
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Google is butt.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Eat my ass!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"