Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
You stink!
I declare war on Gwen!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What happened to watersharky?
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!