ammon died
Im back bitches
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
Any more song suggestions?
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet š½! š© š© š©
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Roses are red violets are blue Iād never play a country song backwards for you!
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
