Worst Jokes Ever
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What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
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I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.