Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why the "hell" is this here?
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"