Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
Hot man is sexy.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
You. You're a joke.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.