Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
You look as fat as a pig.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.