Worst Jokes Ever

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?