Worst Jokes Ever
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Nutty.
Player 138 eliminated...
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.