Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
I like Cheetos.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.