Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
I can smell your kids!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".