Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.