Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

    • New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

    Student: Stands up.

    Teacher: Why did you stand up?

    Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

    911

    • All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

  • 22

    • Fish

    • Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.

    His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."

    Casket

    • So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.