Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

Nutty.

Player 138 eliminated...

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,

It's great being a sniper.

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they have no home.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.