Worst Jokes Ever
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
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Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.