Worst Jokes Ever
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.