Worst Jokes Ever
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.