What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
