Worst Jokes Ever
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.