Worst Jokes Ever
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.