Worst Jokes Ever
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"