Worst Jokes Ever
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.