Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.