Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
