Worst Jokes Ever

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

Alternative punchline:

"I had to call social services, she was only 14."

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

I want to be a pilot.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.

I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.