Worst Jokes Ever
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Mole
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Kobe got irl canceled.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."