Worst Jokes Ever
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
"Ur mum is big."
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.