Worst Jokes Ever
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
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Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"