Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Let's go Brandon!"
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.