An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
