Worst Jokes Ever
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.