Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

Ganesha is an elephant.

Hanuman is a monkey.

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...

Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.