Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.