kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
Me and your mom in the bed.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What does pink Floyd and princess Dianna have in common..., the wall has there last big hit
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Don't free Britney!
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get away with rape?
