Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."