Worst Jokes Ever
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄