Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.