What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why does an orphan go to church? so they call someone father
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
