Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Eh.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.