How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Wiener.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Russia—the real joke.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
