Worst Jokes Ever
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Biggest balls?
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
lollllo.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Deez nuts!