Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
The Stigg
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!