Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

Eh.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Hi, I like food.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.