Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

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    • One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good night, Dad."

    "Good night, Mamah."

    "Good bye, Papa."

    The next day her papa died.

    He heard her saying them a month later.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good night, Dad."

    "Good bye, Mamah."

    The next day her mamah died.

    Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good bye, Dad."

    The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.

    I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."