I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Bully: how is your girlfriend? Me:I don't have one! BULLY: I KNOW! ME:HOW are you parents? *Walks out of orphanage*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run too lmao
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphans play baseball.. Because they didn’t have a home
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they hav no home to run too
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol? Special forces
