Worst Jokes Ever
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Yo mama joke.