Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What do you call a cow with no legs
(Answer)- ground beef
Sorry for a bad joke
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I threw a boomerang years ago, now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
i wish my grass was emo then it would cut for me
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
the f in orphan stands for family.... wait a minuite
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
you know orphans and Batman having.they'll both never see their parents again
