Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Worst Jokes Ever
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
