Worst Jokes Ever

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

God is good. God is great.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

What about women's lefts?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"