I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actual stands for fuck family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. ðŸ˜
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
