Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. đđđ
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Omnom.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why donât violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Whatâs the definition of âperfect pitch?â
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Whatâs the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Whatâs the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.