Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
No joking.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)