Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
