Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

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Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.