Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I make baby mush.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.