Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Worst Jokes Ever
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
