Worst Jokes Ever

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Fuck Jewkraine!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

What's the best finger for fingering A minor?

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Dad, I love you.

Son, I love you.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.