Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)