Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
