Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Why the difference between an orphan and a apple
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
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When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Roses are red Violets are blue My dad is gone to
