Worst Jokes Ever
You are a fat pig.
You are so cat.
You are so dumb.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yoav
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Best way to do it.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.