My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I would tell a Paul walker joke but it would crash and burn
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Fard.
Takis.
Blue Takis?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I’m alive baby
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
