Worst Jokes Ever

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

Suicide is population control, republished.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Getting ready for gangbang.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.