Worst Jokes Ever

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"

Any girls on here?

Penis, cheese, butt, cum.

Someone fucked a member of BTS.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

How do you stop constipation?

You scare the crap outta them.

(Crap is another word for poop.)

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!