If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Worst Jokes Ever
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Like if you have a dad.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
