Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Men.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!