You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. đ¤Ł
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor đ.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: đ
Removing the Polish with chemicals: đł
Grandma isnât responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If itâs called the âliving room,â why did my grandma die there?
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? âJames Brown - Get on Upâ
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? âVan Halen - Jumpâ
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? âI Can't Breathe - Juice Wrldâ
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched âhouse of spades,â all I saw was a slave home!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
bell so ugly she acts like a boy
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
