Worst Jokes Ever
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Technoblade
Get pranked, bozo!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I pregnoot.
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?